“The Truly Useful Golf Book” Table of Contents: Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance Off the Shank Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings Chapter 7 – Crying and How to Handle it Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beers Before 10am Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round Chapter 10 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water Chapter 11 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th Chapter 12 – How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome Chapter 13 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee Chapter 14 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent Chapter 15 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt Chapter 16 – When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever |